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12 Aug, 2020

Sea Mountain Resorts Update:

Remember, You Can Be Naked and Remain Safe.

We ask always if not feeling 100 percent, please come another day. We love our Seamountaineers and Staff and know there is a safe and sane way to enjoy the one you love and get a contact high.

We are using disposable utensils and changing your food experiences to meet the state’s highest standards.

We bless you and Love our team and members. Most of all we dedicate ourselves to the USA and our unique American Freedoms.

As current events unfold, know that YOUR SMI TEAM at Sea Mountain Resorts is committed to the health and safety of our members and employees.

Sea Mountain Nude Resorts remain open 24 hours with a female only staff and no single gentlemen.

Sea Mountain Resorts remain open 24 hours per day every day of the year. Your favorite retreat is OPEN all day and all Night.

SMI has reviewed with California Health Departments and following orders of the Governor of California:

Staff is undergoing rigorous health lessons and must always be complete healthy to begin work at SMI. Sea Mountain Nude Resorts has had an 11 year history of “A” ratings by the health department.
Officials at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention say there’s “no evidence that COVID-19 can be spread to humans through the use of pools and hot tubs.” In fact, CDC officials say “proper operation, maintenance, and disinfection (e.g., with chlorine and bromine) of pools and hot tubs should remove or inactivate the virus that causes COVID-19.” Better yet do it naked. We have initiated an increase in the frequency of hotel cleaning and sanitizing procedures.

As always Sea Mountain Remains dedicated to the health safety and embrace of our unique American Freedoms. Sea Mountain is open the sun shines on the land of USA freedom and sends positive blessings and prayers all who come to love life.

Reflect, relax, spa, enjoy the premier nude spa retreat in Southern California, Enjoy a whirlpool and contemplate the mountains above you – Relax in the sun all day and swim nude in a mineral water pool – Our curative mineral waters have been used for centuries as the most pure and healing in the world – Feel the 24 hour mineral water whirlpool massage the tension from your busy life at our refreshing, up scale and lifestyle friendly desert oasis – Sauna bliss – sun bathe au natural – Sleep all day in newly designed 5-Star guest rooms – Escape to the number one California exclusive VIP retreat – Enjoy the world’s only 24 hour lounge club Taboo Gardens as music pumps you day and night –

Slip inside to enjoy complimentary beverages – A Lifestyles friendly experience, the ultimate nude resort hotel experience with nude pool and nude spas – Party like a rock star or retreat to your private flat-screen TV and Four Seasons bed with Egyptian linens – Remember laughter? – Are the clouds in the way? Do not fret, the Sea Mountain Resort has the best weather in the USA – Enjoy our world famous Sea Mountain Inn Tandem Massages for one or two – An experience dedicated to pleasure. A spa fantasy land for you – magic returns, your wishes are fulfilled – Visit this Eden for overnight vacations or day spa visits.

24 hour hot mineral water pools and 24 hour lifestyles dance lounge each day and night of the year

No one gives privileges like your home, the New Sea Mountain nude resort, day club, night club and rage hotel. Every day there are unlimited coke products, munchies, teas, juices, gifts, breakfast, lunch, fruits, 24 hour natural waters pools and 24 hour lifestyles taboo gardens lounge with a pole for the day or the night!!!

Breathe — its all here.

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See why VH1, The New York Times, Maxim, Spafinders and AOL call this the “must stop” destination in Southern California – Open every day and all night 365 sunny days of the year – Our average temperature is 87 degrees – Enjoy a vacation for a day, a night or a special week.

The Sea Mountain Spa was ranked Top Celebrity spa in USA by MSN and awarded Best Private Retreat in the USA 4 years in a row – AOL has called the Sea Mountain Inn one of the top 5 places to be naked in the world. We have more acclaim but we don’t wanna brag too much 😊

Close to Los Angeles, Las Vegas, San Diego and Arizona – The SEA MOUNTAIN is a premier up scale retreat for Adults Only to rejuvenate the soul and relax the body. The Sea Mountain Spa is now a sensual boutique hotel, a private nude resort paradise, a safe environment – reserved for only YOU – Take a SPACATION today. With Asian art and guest rooms this is the most private spa inn in a desert paradise – Your mind will wander in bliss – The ultimate in stress relief awaits you – Yet this is your private retreat with hidden luxuries, a personal experience awaits you – The best boutique hotel, the most private spa in the USA – Whether you are a single female or a group of VIPs who want to get away for it all and bake in the sun, or a romantic couple for that special day of

glorious massage and pampering this is the ultimate retreat in Southern California. Feel the vibe of Jamaica or Cancun Desire, less stress, less clothes. A very safe environment is guaranteed – A place to get away from daily hassles.

Location

The infamous private nude resort Sea Mountain is just minutes from Joshua Tree National park, minutes from the Palm Springs Airport and minutes from world class dining and golf. A quick trip from Los Angeles, San Diego or Las Vegas gets you to this oasis of up scale pleasures.

The Sea Mountain nude resort is just 10 minutes from Palm Springs International Airport, 40 minutes from Ontario Airport and 90 minutes from LAX – Located in the heart of Southern California’s Coachella Valley, our location could well be called “Paradise Found”. Clean air, blue skies, crystal-clear desert nights, nearly year-round sunshine all contribute to exceptionally stress-free, resort-style living, hundreds of world-class eateries, casinos and natural areas are moments away. Imagine the best winter weather in the Western USA

Day drift in a haze of happiness and completion as you body is soothed and your senses are restored. Sea Mountain is for adults only catering to women and couples. Open to membership for all visits 365 days per year. For the discreet individual, privacy protected. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. Whether it is the ultimate in romance or a retreat in thought, activity and recharging, the Sea Mountain has all the relaxed vibe – with out the distractions. The most private VIP experiences for fun and sun.

The sun is AWESOME – We have THE best temperatures year round in the world

Guests enjoy the hot sun year round with our chill misters and gas lamps for winter, come any day.

The Sea Mountain is the Best place to even spend a day inside the resort

Remember, your celebrity retreat includes: beverages, dining areas, the earth’s natural spring waters and showers.

Add a massage for one or two!

So ANY DAY OR NIGHT during the year
Come for rest, retreat and FUN!

The VIP spot to party all night too!
Special events each night!

A 24 hour Lifestyle Lounge facing the pools

Many people come from around the world to experience year round tanning and wonderful spring-like weather on most days.

365 days of relaxation and retreat.

Limo service available 24 hours – Private plane and Rolls Royce available for those seeking the ultimate of travel, contact concierge services

For the discreet individual, privacy protected. A NON body shaming environment with a female-centric staff and no single males on the property. Whether it is the ultimate in romance or Dance or lifestyles or a retreat in thought, activity and recharging, the Sea Mountain has all the relaxed vibe without the distractions. The most private VIP experiences for fun and sun. The ultimate luxury adults only nude resort .

Because of the exclusive nature of the property and to protect the privacy of our guests, a map and your VIP directions will be given only after one has booked a stay in this most awarded special place.

Special Enhancements

The Sea Mountain Has the most elegant facilities for the lover of sun and water. Enjoy the day or night. The number one best ranked for romance and elegance. International Awards:

24 hour heated mineral springs swimming pool and spas
European style nude tanning and pool the celebrity hot spot
California’s most private day spa with massage and love
European style pool and nude tanning garden areas
European style nude lifestyle recreation
The Only luxury lifestyle friendly hotel and spa resort
Nude mineral water whirlpool access 24 hours
Nude cedar wood sauna by nude Pools
Complimentary DVD Players & 2000 DVD free library available to all rooms
Flat-screen LCD TVs many 40 inches and up
Award winning designer and ancient Asian furnishings
Free wireless computer access with all stays
World class massage for one or two – Best of Spafinder
24 hour concierge services
Nature
Clothing optional decks
Group spas
Private vacations
Honeymoons
Club nights 24/7 with dance pole
Curative mineral waters
5 of the states’ largest casinos just minutes away
Complimentary imported coffee, teas, cokes, juices and special beverages 24/7
Complimentary snacks, energy bars, fruits and chips. A munchie buffet 24/7
Specialty drinks 24 hours per day – All complimentary
Sea Mountain special breakfast included with all overnight experiences
Catered, lovers dinner available
Evening parties and events nightly – Nude dance resort
Misters, premium seating and imported cushions at nude, dayclub nightclub pool
In-room amenities basket – A $75 value of goodies
Clothing optional recreation – Lifestyle club events each day
24-hour Club Taboo Gardens – A lifestyle open nude and lingerie dance each day of the year
Mountain views and desert oasis air as you enjoy the nude pool and resort at the only luxury lifestyle resort and spa for COUPLES and females ONLY upscale zen!

AWARDS NOW! THE CRITICS RAVE

~ New York Times best of the world
~ LA Magazine best of issue 2013 2014 2015 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019
~ 5 Stars by Hotels Portal Plus
~ ESQUIRES MEN’S LUXURY DESTINATION 2019
~ MTV and VH1 Best of Celebrity Secrets
~ aol.com – Top 5 places in the world to get naked
~ FHM – Best of Los Angeles
~ CAB BE – Best of the USA
~ Elites guide 2019 – Best Boutique USA
~ MSN – Best Celebrity SPA in the USA
~ Google – Favorite Place awards 2019
~ City search – Highest rankings in California
~ World’s Most Distinctive Inns – Five Star rating
~ Europe Sun Times – Couples VIP Best Of
~ What Magazine – Los Angeles best day trip
~ Allure – Best Spas
~ Best sensual spa USA – Seattle Times
~ NPR Radio says: Luxury Resort – One of the most unique positive experiences in California
~ Bed and Breakfast – Best of SPAS and Bed and Breakfast
~ 944 Magazine the celebrity Luxury hideaway for play
~ UK Times – Best bed and breakfast three years ratings
~ LA Weekly – The best place to retreat Nude best of LA weekly 2019
~ Hedonism Lifers – The only thing with the Jamaica / Hedo vibes in the USA
~ Tokyo Times – California’s First adults only spa and clothing optional retreat not to be missed Spend the Day or Night

Sea Mountain Lifestyles Couples Nude Resort is the only semi inclusive experience in the USA With 24 hours dining area full of coke products, energy bars, fruits, pastries, bakery goods, iced and heated coffees, mineral waters, 24 hour munchies: potato chips, pretzels, candies, salsas, teas, lemon and orange waters, other beverages and foods. Breakfast includes NY bagels, croissants, juices, every nature of cereal, 5 kinds of fruits, hot cereals, cheeses and more — Sea Mountain is the sexiest hotel on earth, the best lifestyle club and the most erotic hotel in the USA.

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