My Life is so Hard at Sea Mountain Inn Spa Lifestyles Resort Hotel – My Life is so Hard at Sea Mountain Inn Spa Lifestyles Resort Hotel. USA Premier Adults Only Day Spa Hotel and lifestyles club. Awarded Private Romantic Nude Hotel and Day Spa Reservations and Information.

Reflect, relax, spa, enjoy the premier nude spa retreat in Southern California, Enjoy a whirlpool and contemplate the mountains above you – Relax in the sun all day and swim nude in a mineral water pool – Our curative mineral waters have been used for centuries as the most pure and healing in the world – Feel the 24 hour mineral water whirlpool massage the tension from your busy life at our refreshing, up scale and lifestyle friendly desert oasis – Sauna bliss – sun bathe au natural – Sleep all day in newly designed 5-Star guest rooms – Escape to the number one California exclusive VIP retreat – Enjoy the world’s only 24 hour lounge club Taboo Gardens as music pumps you day and night –

Slip inside to enjoy complimentary beverages – A Lifestyles friendly experience, the ultimate nude resort hotel experience with nude pool and nude spas – Party like a rock star or retreat to your private flat-screen TV and Four Seasons bed with Egyptian linens – Remember laughter? – Are the clouds in the way? Do not fret, the Sea Mountain Resort has the best weather in the USA – Enjoy our world famous Sea Mountain Inn Tandem Massages for one or two – An experience dedicated to pleasure. A spa fantasy land for you – magic returns, your wishes are fulfilled – Visit this Eden for overnight vacations or day spa visits.

24 hour hot mineral water pools and 24 hour lifestyles dance lounge each day and night of the year

No one gives privileges like your home, the New Sea Mountain nude resort, day club, night club and rage hotel. Every day there are unlimited coke products, munchies, teas, juices, gifts, breakfast, lunch, fruits, 24 hour natural waters pools and 24 hour lifestyles taboo gardens lounge with a pole for the day or the night!!!

Breathe — its all here.

The Sea Mountain Nude Resort is Located in Palm Springs Desert Hot Springs California and now open in Las Vegas www.nuderesortvegas.com

See why VH1, The New York Times, Maxim, Spafinders and AOL call this the “must stop” destination in Southern California – Open every day and all night 365 sunny days of the year – Our average temperature is 87 degrees – Enjoy a vacation for a day, a night or a special week.

The Sea Mountain Spa was ranked Top Celebrity spa in USA by MSN and awarded Best Private Retreat in the USA 4 years in a row – AOL has called the Sea Mountain Inn one of the top 5 places to be naked in the world. We have more acclaim but we don’t wanna brag too much 😊

Close to Los Angeles, Las Vegas, San Diego and Arizona – The SEA MOUNTAIN is a premier up scale retreat for Adults Only to rejuvenate the soul and relax the body. The Sea Mountain Spa is now a sensual boutique hotel, a private nude resort paradise, a safe environment – reserved for only YOU – Take a SPACATION today. With Asian art and guest rooms this is the most private spa inn in a desert paradise – Your mind will wander in bliss – The ultimate in stress relief awaits you – Yet this is your private retreat with hidden luxuries, a personal experience awaits you – The best boutique hotel, the most private spa in the USA – Whether you are a single female or a group of VIPs who want to get away for it all and bake in the sun, or a romantic couple for that special day of

glorious massage and pampering this is the ultimate retreat in Southern California. Feel the vibe of Jamaica or Cancun Desire, less stress, less clothes. A very safe environment is guaranteed – A place to get away from daily hassles.

Location

The infamous private nude resort Sea Mountain is just minutes from Joshua Tree National park, minutes from the Palm Springs Airport and minutes from world class dining and golf. A quick trip from Los Angeles, San Diego or Las Vegas gets you to this oasis of up scale pleasures.

The Sea Mountain nude resort is just 10 minutes from Palm Springs International Airport, 40 minutes from Ontario Airport and 90 minutes from LAX – Located in the heart of Southern California’s Coachella Valley, our location could well be called “Paradise Found”. Clean air, blue skies, crystal-clear desert nights, nearly year-round sunshine all contribute to exceptionally stress-free, resort-style living, hundreds of world-class eateries, casinos and natural areas are moments away. Imagine the best winter weather in the Western USA

Day drift in a haze of happiness and completion as you body is soothed and your senses are restored. Sea Mountain is for adults only catering to women and couples. Open to membership for all visits 365 days per year. For the discreet individual, privacy protected. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. Whether it is the ultimate in romance or a retreat in thought, activity and recharging, the Sea Mountain has all the relaxed vibe – with out the distractions. The most private VIP experiences for fun and sun.

The sun is AWESOME – We have THE best temperatures year round in the world

Guests enjoy the hot sun year round with our chill misters and gas lamps for winter, come any day.

The Sea Mountain is the Best place to even spend a day inside the resort

Remember, your celebrity retreat includes: beverages, dining areas, the earth’s natural spring waters and showers.

Add a massage for one or two!

So ANY DAY OR NIGHT during the year
Come for rest, retreat and FUN!

The VIP spot to party all night too!
Special events each night!

A 24 hour Lifestyle Lounge facing the pools

Many people come from around the world to experience year round tanning and wonderful spring-like weather on most days.

365 days of relaxation and retreat.

Limo service available 24 hours – Private plane and Rolls Royce available for those seeking the ultimate of travel, contact concierge services

For the discreet individual, privacy protected. A NON body shaming environment with a female-centric staff and no single males on the property. Whether it is the ultimate in romance or Dance or lifestyles or a retreat in thought, activity and recharging, the Sea Mountain has all the relaxed vibe without the distractions. The most private VIP experiences for fun and sun. The ultimate luxury adults only nude resort .

Because of the exclusive nature of the property and to protect the privacy of our guests, a map and your VIP directions will be given only after one has booked a stay in this most awarded special place.

Special Enhancements

The Sea Mountain Has the most elegant facilities for the lover of sun and water. Enjoy the day or night. The number one best ranked for romance and elegance. International Awards:

24 hour heated mineral springs swimming pool and spas
European style nude tanning and pool the celebrity hot spot
California’s most private day spa with massage and love
European style pool and nude tanning garden areas
European style nude lifestyle recreation
The Only luxury lifestyle friendly hotel and spa resort
Nude mineral water whirlpool access 24 hours
Nude cedar wood sauna by nude Pools
Complimentary DVD Players & 2000 DVD free library available to all rooms
Flat-screen LCD TVs many 40 inches and up
Award winning designer and ancient Asian furnishings
Free wireless computer access with all stays
World class massage for one or two – Best of Spafinder
24 hour concierge services
Nature
Clothing optional decks
Group spas
Private vacations
Honeymoons
Club nights 24/7 with dance pole
Curative mineral waters
5 of the states’ largest casinos just minutes away
Complimentary imported coffee, teas, cokes, juices and special beverages 24/7
Complimentary snacks, energy bars, fruits and chips. A munchie buffet 24/7
Specialty drinks 24 hours per day – All complimentary
Sea Mountain special breakfast included with all overnight experiences
Catered, lovers dinner available
Evening parties and events nightly – Nude dance resort
Misters, premium seating and imported cushions at nude, dayclub nightclub pool
In-room amenities basket – A $75 value of goodies
Clothing optional recreation – Lifestyle club events each day
24-hour Club Taboo Gardens – A lifestyle open nude and lingerie dance each day of the year
Mountain views and desert oasis air as you enjoy the nude pool and resort at the only luxury lifestyle resort and spa for COUPLES and females ONLY upscale zen!

AWARDS NOW! THE CRITICS RAVE

~ New York Times best of the world
~ LA Magazine best of issue 2013 2014 2015 2016, 2017 and 2018
~ 5 Stars by Hotels Portal Plus
~ ESQUIRES MEN’S LUXURY DESTINATION 2018
~ MTV and VH1 Best of Celebrity Secrets
~ aol.com – Top 5 places in the world to get naked
~ FHM – Best of Los Angeles
~ CAB BE – Best of the USA
~ Elites guide 2018 – Best Boutique USA
~ MSN – Best Celebrity SPA in the USA
~ Google – Favorite Place awards 2017
~ City search – Highest rankings in California
~ World’s Most Distinctive Inns – Five Star rating
~ Europe Sun Times – Couples VIP Best Of
~ What Magazine – Los Angeles best day trip
~ Allure – Best Spas
~ Best sensual spa USA – Seattle Times
~ NPR Radio says: Luxury Resort – One of the most unique positive experiences in California
~ Bed and Breakfast – Best of SPAS and Bed and Breakfast
~ 944 Magazine the celebrity Luxury hideaway for play
~ UK Times – Best bed and breakfast three years ratings
~ LA Weekly – The best place to retreat Nude best of LA weekly 2018
~ Hedonism Lifers – The only thing with the Jamaica / Hedo vibes in the USA
~ Tokyo Times – California’s First adults only spa and clothing optional retreat not to be missed Spend the Day or Night

Sea Mountain Lifestyles Couples Nude Resort is the only semi inclusive experience in the USA With 24 hours dining area full of coke products, energy bars, fruits, pastries, bakery goods, iced and heated coffees, mineral waters, 24 hour munchies: potato chips, pretzels, candies, salsas, teas, lemon and orange waters, other beverages and foods. Breakfast includes NY bagels, croissants, juices, every nature of cereal, 5 kinds of fruits, hot cereals, cheeses and more — Sea Mountain is the sexiest hotel on earth, the best lifestyle club and the most erotic hotel in the USA.

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		1 CINCO DE MAYO CINCO DE SEXO MAY SPECIAL EVENT CINCO DE MAYO CINCO DE SEXO MAY SPECIAL EVENT May 1, 2019 - May 7, 2019 @ May 4 is one of the largest lifestyles event in Sea Mountain Lands - Book early this is incredible 5th annual costume Event with fireworks and open bars. Sexo De Mayo Cinco De Mayo Celebrations with the BIG Event Ole! Already almost sold out - May 4 The special Cinco de Mayo event with lingerie parade, breakfast, lunch, dinner and unlimited beverages! One of the largest, sexiest, sunniest fests in the world! A splash of salsa with your Love - Sexy Guest DJS - The home of the party foul - One of the largest weeks of the season! See more details •	2 CINCO DE MAYO CINCO DE SEXO MAY SPECIAL EVENT CINCO DE MAYO CINCO DE SEXO MAY SPECIAL EVENT May 1, 2019 - May 7, 2019 @ May 4 is one of the largest lifestyles event in Sea Mountain Lands - Book early this is incredible 5th annual costume Event with fireworks and open bars. Sexo De Mayo Cinco De Mayo Celebrations with the BIG Event Ole! Already almost sold out - May 4 The special Cinco de Mayo event with lingerie parade, breakfast, lunch, dinner and unlimited beverages! One of the largest, sexiest, sunniest fests in the world! A splash of salsa with your Love - Sexy Guest DJS - The home of the party foul - One of the largest weeks of the season! See more details •	3 CINCO DE MAYO CINCO DE SEXO MAY SPECIAL EVENT CINCO DE MAYO CINCO DE SEXO MAY SPECIAL EVENT May 1, 2019 - May 7, 2019 @ May 4 is one of the largest lifestyles event in Sea Mountain Lands - Book early this is incredible 5th annual costume Event with fireworks and open bars. Sexo De Mayo Cinco De Mayo Celebrations with the BIG Event Ole! Already almost sold out - May 4 The special Cinco de Mayo event with lingerie parade, breakfast, lunch, dinner and unlimited beverages! One of the largest, sexiest, sunniest fests in the world! A splash of salsa with your Love - Sexy Guest DJS - The home of the party foul - One of the largest weeks of the season! See more details •	4 CINCO DE MAYO CINCO DE SEXO MAY SPECIAL EVENT CINCO DE MAYO CINCO DE SEXO MAY SPECIAL EVENT May 1, 2019 - May 7, 2019 @ May 4 is one of the largest lifestyles event in Sea Mountain Lands - Book early this is incredible 5th annual costume Event with fireworks and open bars. Sexo De Mayo Cinco De Mayo Celebrations with the BIG Event Ole! Already almost sold out - May 4 The special Cinco de Mayo event with lingerie parade, breakfast, lunch, dinner and unlimited beverages! One of the largest, sexiest, sunniest fests in the world! A splash of salsa with your Love - Sexy Guest DJS - The home of the party foul - One of the largest weeks of the season! See more details •	5 CINCO DE MAYO CINCO DE SEXO MAY SPECIAL EVENT CINCO DE MAYO CINCO DE SEXO MAY SPECIAL EVENT May 1, 2019 - May 7, 2019 @ May 4 is one of the largest lifestyles event in Sea Mountain Lands - Book early this is incredible 5th annual costume Event with fireworks and open bars. Sexo De Mayo Cinco De Mayo Celebrations with the BIG Event Ole! Already almost sold out - May 4 The special Cinco de Mayo event with lingerie parade, breakfast, lunch, dinner and unlimited beverages! One of the largest, sexiest, sunniest fests in the world! A splash of salsa with your Love - Sexy Guest DJS - The home of the party foul - One of the largest weeks of the season! See more details •
6 CINCO DE MAYO CINCO DE SEXO MAY SPECIAL EVENT CINCO DE MAYO CINCO DE SEXO MAY SPECIAL EVENT May 1, 2019 - May 7, 2019 @ May 4 is one of the largest lifestyles event in Sea Mountain Lands - Book early this is incredible 5th annual costume Event with fireworks and open bars. Sexo De Mayo Cinco De Mayo Celebrations with the BIG Event Ole! Already almost sold out - May 4 The special Cinco de Mayo event with lingerie parade, breakfast, lunch, dinner and unlimited beverages! One of the largest, sexiest, sunniest fests in the world! A splash of salsa with your Love - Sexy Guest DJS - The home of the party foul - One of the largest weeks of the season! See more details •	7 CINCO DE MAYO CINCO DE SEXO MAY SPECIAL EVENT CINCO DE MAYO CINCO DE SEXO MAY SPECIAL EVENT May 1, 2019 - May 7, 2019 @ May 4 is one of the largest lifestyles event in Sea Mountain Lands - Book early this is incredible 5th annual costume Event with fireworks and open bars. Sexo De Mayo Cinco De Mayo Celebrations with the BIG Event Ole! Already almost sold out - May 4 The special Cinco de Mayo event with lingerie parade, breakfast, lunch, dinner and unlimited beverages! One of the largest, sexiest, sunniest fests in the world! A splash of salsa with your Love - Sexy Guest DJS - The home of the party foul - One of the largest weeks of the season! See more details •	8 SKIN-LUST SKIN-LUST May 8, 2019 - May 14, 2019 @ The all new sea mountain day beds and earths most sensual upscale couples only - at this writing almost sold out as the earth's best weather meets the wettest adults in the world .A Mosaic of Lust - A mosaic of Lust. See more details •	9 SKIN-LUST SKIN-LUST May 8, 2019 - May 14, 2019 @ The all new sea mountain day beds and earths most sensual upscale couples only - at this writing almost sold out as the earth's best weather meets the wettest adults in the world .A Mosaic of Lust - A mosaic of Lust. See more details •	10 SKIN-LUST SKIN-LUST May 8, 2019 - May 14, 2019 @ The all new sea mountain day beds and earths most sensual upscale couples only - at this writing almost sold out as the earth's best weather meets the wettest adults in the world .A Mosaic of Lust - A mosaic of Lust. See more details •	11 SKIN-LUST SKIN-LUST May 8, 2019 - May 14, 2019 @ The all new sea mountain day beds and earths most sensual upscale couples only - at this writing almost sold out as the earth's best weather meets the wettest adults in the world .A Mosaic of Lust - A mosaic of Lust. See more details •	12 SKIN-LUST SKIN-LUST May 8, 2019 - May 14, 2019 @ The all new sea mountain day beds and earths most sensual upscale couples only - at this writing almost sold out as the earth's best weather meets the wettest adults in the world .A Mosaic of Lust - A mosaic of Lust. See more details Your Mother's DAY Sea Mountain Offspring Your Mother's DAY Sea Mountain Offspring May 12, 2019 Very special love of your mom or the one you call Mama. The two of you get a sparkling pool view deluxe VIP room, food and beverages and a one hour couples massage by the most expert of healers all for only $389. It never gets more loved than to be loved by mama at SMI a place where MOTHERS ALWAYS RULE - Please book 48 prior to arrival - New bookings only - Not retroactive Las Vegas add $150. See more details • •
13 SKIN-LUST SKIN-LUST May 8, 2019 - May 14, 2019 @ The all new sea mountain day beds and earths most sensual upscale couples only - at this writing almost sold out as the earth's best weather meets the wettest adults in the world .A Mosaic of Lust - A mosaic of Lust. See more details •	14 SKIN-LUST SKIN-LUST May 8, 2019 - May 14, 2019 @ The all new sea mountain day beds and earths most sensual upscale couples only - at this writing almost sold out as the earth's best weather meets the wettest adults in the world .A Mosaic of Lust - A mosaic of Lust. See more details •	15 Sensual Militias - World youthful lifestyles week and spring break for adults only Sensual Militias - World youthful lifestyles week and spring break for adults only May 15, 2019 - May 21, 2019 @ AS seen in Esquire and FHM - Where the hottest you comes alive - No matter your age it's all about your desires. What happens when 7 lifestyles groups come together with the hottest couples from over 35 states to enter the Las Vegas and Palm Springs Kingdoms of Lifestyles. Lots of guests spending half the week at the all new Sea Mountain Temple Las Vegas and then driving to Palm Springs Sea Mountain and visa versa one f@cking incredible week of Zen magic. See more details •	16 Sensual Militias - World youthful lifestyles week and spring break for adults only Sensual Militias - World youthful lifestyles week and spring break for adults only May 15, 2019 - May 21, 2019 @ AS seen in Esquire and FHM - Where the hottest you comes alive - No matter your age it's all about your desires. What happens when 7 lifestyles groups come together with the hottest couples from over 35 states to enter the Las Vegas and Palm Springs Kingdoms of Lifestyles. Lots of guests spending half the week at the all new Sea Mountain Temple Las Vegas and then driving to Palm Springs Sea Mountain and visa versa one f@cking incredible week of Zen magic. See more details •	17 Sensual Militias - World youthful lifestyles week and spring break for adults only Sensual Militias - World youthful lifestyles week and spring break for adults only May 15, 2019 - May 21, 2019 @ AS seen in Esquire and FHM - Where the hottest you comes alive - No matter your age it's all about your desires. What happens when 7 lifestyles groups come together with the hottest couples from over 35 states to enter the Las Vegas and Palm Springs Kingdoms of Lifestyles. Lots of guests spending half the week at the all new Sea Mountain Temple Las Vegas and then driving to Palm Springs Sea Mountain and visa versa one f@cking incredible week of Zen magic. See more details •	18 Sensual Militias - World youthful lifestyles week and spring break for adults only Sensual Militias - World youthful lifestyles week and spring break for adults only May 15, 2019 - May 21, 2019 @ AS seen in Esquire and FHM - Where the hottest you comes alive - No matter your age it's all about your desires. What happens when 7 lifestyles groups come together with the hottest couples from over 35 states to enter the Las Vegas and Palm Springs Kingdoms of Lifestyles. Lots of guests spending half the week at the all new Sea Mountain Temple Las Vegas and then driving to Palm Springs Sea Mountain and visa versa one f@cking incredible week of Zen magic. See more details •	19 Sensual Militias - World youthful lifestyles week and spring break for adults only Sensual Militias - World youthful lifestyles week and spring break for adults only May 15, 2019 - May 21, 2019 @ AS seen in Esquire and FHM - Where the hottest you comes alive - No matter your age it's all about your desires. What happens when 7 lifestyles groups come together with the hottest couples from over 35 states to enter the Las Vegas and Palm Springs Kingdoms of Lifestyles. Lots of guests spending half the week at the all new Sea Mountain Temple Las Vegas and then driving to Palm Springs Sea Mountain and visa versa one f@cking incredible week of Zen magic. See more details •
20 Sensual Militias - World youthful lifestyles week and spring break for adults only Sensual Militias - World youthful lifestyles week and spring break for adults only May 15, 2019 - May 21, 2019 @ AS seen in Esquire and FHM - Where the hottest you comes alive - No matter your age it's all about your desires. What happens when 7 lifestyles groups come together with the hottest couples from over 35 states to enter the Las Vegas and Palm Springs Kingdoms of Lifestyles. Lots of guests spending half the week at the all new Sea Mountain Temple Las Vegas and then driving to Palm Springs Sea Mountain and visa versa one f@cking incredible week of Zen magic. See more details •	21 Sensual Militias - World youthful lifestyles week and spring break for adults only Sensual Militias - World youthful lifestyles week and spring break for adults only May 15, 2019 - May 21, 2019 @ AS seen in Esquire and FHM - Where the hottest you comes alive - No matter your age it's all about your desires. What happens when 7 lifestyles groups come together with the hottest couples from over 35 states to enter the Las Vegas and Palm Springs Kingdoms of Lifestyles. Lots of guests spending half the week at the all new Sea Mountain Temple Las Vegas and then driving to Palm Springs Sea Mountain and visa versa one f@cking incredible week of Zen magic. See more details •	22 MEMORIAL DAZE - The Annual Event MEMORIAL DAZE - The Annual Event May 22, 2019 - May 28, 2019 @ Unlike any other hotel in the world - With special Grammy sexy DJ event, celebs, foods, costumes and more - This event sells out weeks ahead come join the most provocative party on earth 760-251-4744. See more details •	23 MEMORIAL DAZE - The Annual Event MEMORIAL DAZE - The Annual Event May 22, 2019 - May 28, 2019 @ Unlike any other hotel in the world - With special Grammy sexy DJ event, celebs, foods, costumes and more - This event sells out weeks ahead come join the most provocative party on earth 760-251-4744. See more details •	24 MEMORIAL DAZE - The Annual Event MEMORIAL DAZE - The Annual Event May 22, 2019 - May 28, 2019 @ Unlike any other hotel in the world - With special Grammy sexy DJ event, celebs, foods, costumes and more - This event sells out weeks ahead come join the most provocative party on earth 760-251-4744. See more details •	25 MEMORIAL DAZE - The Annual Event MEMORIAL DAZE - The Annual Event May 22, 2019 - May 28, 2019 @ Unlike any other hotel in the world - With special Grammy sexy DJ event, celebs, foods, costumes and more - This event sells out weeks ahead come join the most provocative party on earth 760-251-4744. See more details •	26 MEMORIAL DAZE - The Annual Event MEMORIAL DAZE - The Annual Event May 22, 2019 - May 28, 2019 @ Unlike any other hotel in the world - With special Grammy sexy DJ event, celebs, foods, costumes and more - This event sells out weeks ahead come join the most provocative party on earth 760-251-4744. See more details •
27 MEMORIAL DAZE - The Annual Event MEMORIAL DAZE - The Annual Event May 22, 2019 - May 28, 2019 @ Unlike any other hotel in the world - With special Grammy sexy DJ event, celebs, foods, costumes and more - This event sells out weeks ahead come join the most provocative party on earth 760-251-4744. See more details •	28 MEMORIAL DAZE - The Annual Event MEMORIAL DAZE - The Annual Event May 22, 2019 - May 28, 2019 @ Unlike any other hotel in the world - With special Grammy sexy DJ event, celebs, foods, costumes and more - This event sells out weeks ahead come join the most provocative party on earth 760-251-4744. See more details •	29 Nudetopia and Summer Camp For Adults Only Nudetopia and Summer Camp For Adults Only May 29, 2019 - June 4, 2019 @ Sea Mountain Luxury Nude Resort and Spa Hotel, 66540 San Marcus Rd, Desert Hot Springs, CA 92240, USA Massive lifestyles takeover with couples from over 25 countries the most elite and loving with the best weather In the world - pre-sale now open. See more details •	30 Nudetopia and Summer Camp For Adults Only Nudetopia and Summer Camp For Adults Only May 29, 2019 - June 4, 2019 @ Sea Mountain Luxury Nude Resort and Spa Hotel, 66540 San Marcus Rd, Desert Hot Springs, CA 92240, USA Massive lifestyles takeover with couples from over 25 countries the most elite and loving with the best weather In the world - pre-sale now open. See more details •	31 Nudetopia and Summer Camp For Adults Only Nudetopia and Summer Camp For Adults Only May 29, 2019 - June 4, 2019 @ Sea Mountain Luxury Nude Resort and Spa Hotel, 66540 San Marcus Rd, Desert Hot Springs, CA 92240, USA Massive lifestyles takeover with couples from over 25 countries the most elite and loving with the best weather In the world - pre-sale now open. See more details •